Lyrics: IN LOVE WITH YOU (from First Date the Musical)

IN LOVE WITH YOU- FIRST DATE THE MUSICAL

Aaron:

I never knew what love was like until I saw your face

And suddenly I felt a love that time cannot erase

Your eyes so sweet and piercing, your manner kind yet strong

A kind of girl I could love forever, we'd spend the rest of our lives together

And in my life I don't think I've ever...

Been so fuckin' wrong!

You're a bitch with no heart, you're a liar, you are Satan

And I hate the way you snore at night

All your quirks piss me off and I don't think I'm misstatin'

Your compulsive need to always be right

You're bossy and judgemental, kinda tactless, boring too

And I really can't believe I ever fell in love with you

Ohhhhh...

I know that all seems kinda harsh, but thing weren't always bad

In fact I think sometimes we shared the best that I've ever had

Like our roadtrip that one summer or those steamy nights in Spain

You always melted when I would praise you, with my stupid jokes, they would never phase you

But they don't mean shit next to all the ways you drove me so insane

You're a cock-freaking-tease-girl, you never stop your talking

And at times you got a double chin

They may say it's good fun but your racist rants are shocking

And your lips don't need more collagen

All you care about is how much someone makes and what they do

Not a man in his right mind would ever fall in love with you

You always criticized the clothes that I would wear

And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair, really nice

You turned me vegan which I totally despise

And I'm pretty sure you laughed that time I said "let's compromise!"

If you were shot or beaten, ran over by a truck

I guess that I'd be sad but then again... It wouldn't suck

It wouldn't suck!

So goodbye, hit the road, as a girlfriend you are fired

Find some other chums that you can please

Years from now when you're old and you finally expired

Girl I hope that you don't rest in peace

Never met someone so selfish, half the time my balls were blue

After all that I've endured now, you can safely rest assured now

That your ex is up and cured now

Yes I'm so done being in love... In love with you

Ohhhhh we're through... yeah! Yeah!

Ohhhhh we're so done, Alison

Honeybun, it's like over

It was on, now it's gone

And I've regained my composure

So God bless, you're a mess

And that's what you call closure

So done being in love with you!

After I finally got my hands on First Date the Musical Broadway Cast Recording,  I played it over and over again. Sadly, I couldn't sing along because of the lack of song lyrics on the internet, so I decided to take on the problem within my palms.

First Date the Musical is a one-act musical comedy featuring Zachary Levi (Chuck, Tangled) in his Broadway debut and Krysta Rodriguez (Smash, The Addams Family). With music and lyrics by Alan Zachary and Michael Weiner and book by Austin Winsberg, First Date tells the story of Aaron and Casey in their first meeting and the fears they must overcome during their first date.

P.S. I wrote them via listening so this is not very precise. Vague lyrics part are marked with (*). Kindly comment if you have any corrections. Thank you.